Guys guys.. i FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT!

Listen.. I am going to give you the full gestalt;

Some alien Overlord is visiting.

Reason? To buy Earth.

Cannot show this filthy house off to a shiny alien.

so we gotta stay indoors like good workers while the Alien are looking around.

I say.. lets go outside and piss in the snow! Fuck this whole scheme up yo!

Even go NUDE outside!

Folks.. we solved it!