>>8483755

This cocksucker is salivating at the thought of chipping us or forcing tattoos to record vaccine history to make sure you get poisoned. I tried to tell day shift but those fuckers are so stupid they got mad at me.

Fuck Bill Gates. I hope he gets sent to Gitmo and gets beat up every day. Faggot nerd deserves it. I hope they give him swirlies and atomic wedgies on a constant basis. I hope they drop his glasses in the toilet.

>>8483941

You would need every single key to have a reciprocating link to a dynamo. And even typing 120wpm wouldn't be enough to power another basic peripheral.

>>8483988

I don't need to. Most dynamos top out at 30W with vigorous cranking. More cranking than you could generate if your key springs were as long and firm as valve springs.

>>8483990

What, lead 84-104 cranks and sprags to a dynamo? That would be the ultimate autism test.

>>8484120

4chan is owned by Hiroshima Nagasaki.

>>8484140

What are you driving that has RPM x100 gauge and Handel font? Is that a Volvo?