Original Anonymous: (a true shitpost)
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The Ryan's Steakhouse Story
by Anonymous
Now, I know that there is a lot of embellishment that occurs on this group and I am aware that a small number of things are perhaps sheer fabrication, but I have a story to tell that is the absolute truth.
Funniest damn thing that has ever happened to me…