>>8491679
>Blaine
I hate these cunts. Ellen, Madonna, Oprah, Blaine, All of them.
Magician David Blaine Shocked Trump is the actual President of the actual United States.
“I’ve been living under a rock for months…”
Aug 19, 2017 · 2 min rea
“I have been training for my latest and greatest trick,” Blaine said. “I came out from under my rock, akin to Patrick Star in those SpongeBob cartoons, and it surprised me to find out that Hillary Clinton was the democratic nominee, but it REALLY surprised me to find that her opponent, Donald Trump, beat her to become the actual Republican Presidential elect for the actual United States.” As became clear to Mr. Blaine, this was no joke. He wondered how his wonderful country managed to let this person become so close to being a president and there was not really an answer
other than, “ ‘Merica,’ probably.”
“I’m going to move to Canada if this actually happens!” Blaine also stated, unknowingly siding with countless other celebrities. Swiftly notifying him that others had already thought of the same plan, he smirked and said, “Good, there will still be people up there that I can trick into thinking I am a real magician then.”
https://medium.com/@AustinFound/magician-david-blaine-shocked-trump-is-the-actual-president-of-the-actual-united-states-91eb5f58bd94