so where does that leave Austin i wonder
ima pretend i didnt see the butt plug immediately
heres my unsolicited opinion
he put himself out there, he absolutely knows he'll be mocked
if i didn't mock him somewhat, id feel fake and gay
ergo, lighthearted mockery
if he is legit, he'll laugh, if he's not, he'll have a lot more to worry about than my jokes (humorous as they might not be)
oh im boring af
ill be fine
but ill be bored is what im saying cuz, ya know, people like me are boring af