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>>8493520 @TheJusticeDept: Attorney General William P. Barr Urges American Public to Report COVID-19 Fraud

We should all call in and report this whole "pandemic" as a fraud.

At the very least, we should report all these politicians and celebs that "tested positive" as fraudsters.

>>8494543

>>8494522

Same.

SpouseAnon just got home and reports not finding any tomatoes, meats, paper towels, TP canned veggies, rice or flour.

There's plenty of canned corn beef hash though.

>>8494585

Agreed.

Not on sale, but she bought some anyway.

>>8494678

Perhaps.

>[Scare] event necessary.

>These people won't be able to walk down the street.

>>8494638

Six degrees of Kevin Bacon BS celeb COVID larp-a-thon.

>>8494886

So it's YOUR fault?!

Kek.

>>8494964

It is a false alarm.

This is not a pandemic.