>https://twitter.com/LightsOut/status/1239794553944551435?s=20
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Anons, this video is LIT. When he gets to the part about Godzilla he is BEGGING FOR A DEAL HERE!
>It could be worse.
>Would you take THIS or Godzilla stomping thru the country?
>Right off the bat, I would say Godzilla. You know why?
>Because if he misses you, you live. But if he steps on you, you die and it's over;
<but this is, like, milked out.
>And I don't like that. I like to know what's happening. And with Godzilla you know where you stand.
>Also, it depends on where he would walk thru America, you know, i don't want the edges… it sounds rude but if he would just sort of stay in the middle…
>If I could make the MAP and no one would know, you'd be very happy with it
>Or what if Godzilla just tiptoed? Without a map? But he tiptoed?
I would take that.
>This all rides on Tom Hanks.
>Tom Hanks is a National Treasure. I love him, we did SNL together, and he's a fuckin stud.
>BUT
>He's down in Australia like Quentin Quarantino. And I don't like the fact that
<HE'S NOT IN THE BOX.
>Forget Will Schmidth
<Let's get Tom Hanx in a clear box and watch him.
>Because if Tom Hanks pulls thru, we are gonna be so stoked. It's all riding on Tom Hanks, you guys.
>If anything happens to Tom Hanks, fuck, that shit's over dude.
<I'm just gonna be like, "chk-chk," on my roof. "bye"
^That's in addition to all the strange numbers he drops throughout. I was initially digging for something else, then noticed the numbers and started to take note, but got distracted from THAT when I realized what was habbening at the end of the video.