Please just don't trip, kek
muh Hunter-Killer satellites
DARPA, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency that’s responsible for developing emerging technologies for the U.S. military, is building a new high-tech spacecraft — and it’s armed. In an age of Space Force and burgeoning threats like hunter-killer satellites, this might not sound too surprising. But you’re misunderstanding. DARPA’s new spacecraft, currently “in the thick of it” when it comes to development, is armed. As in, it has arms. Like the ones you use for grabbing things.
https://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/darpa-robot-arm-in-space-rsgs-spacecraft/
Bots!!! kek
The intent of the program is not to access the owners of those devices, but rather to herd them together into a botnet that can be used to attack much larger targets—think major U.S. and European internet platforms, or the infrastructure within entire countries, such as those bordering Russia.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/zakdoffman/2020/03/21/putins-secret-intelligence-agency-hacked-dangerous-new-cyber-weapons-target-your-devices/#26ba7d81778a
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(More likely to be struck by lighting going into the Looking Glass Time Portal,whilst surrounded by great whites, on your way to talk some sense into the Perv Caanites)