Sunday Humor? Congress Allocates $2 Trillion To Bail Out Struggling Bailout Industry

Fact or Fiction?

In order to alleviate the heavy damage the crucial financial sector is facing in the midst of the ongoing Covid-19 outbreak, the United States Congress announced Tuesday that they would be allocating $2 trillion in order to bail out the struggling bailout industry.

“During a crisis like this, the bailout industry is often hit the hardest, so we are taking immediate action, as our economy is deeply dependent on the bailout system; if bailouts can’t function, then America can’t function. A cash injection is absolutely necessary to make sure these failing businesses can inject cash into failing businesses.”

At press time, Congress had signed a bill to allocate funds to bail out their bailout of the bailout industry

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