Am gonna go see the postmaster tomorrow to pitch a business idea. Wish me luck, frens.
Lick it and stick it, LLC.
Stamp and envelope licking.
We'll lick anything!
Daycare on site
Tanks, baker.
>There is just something about night shift that can't be explained to day shift anons.
>Day shift anons are more serious, all business like I guess, and night shift anons are more contemplative.
Anon's dad explained it perfectly…
If you ever need something from someone, call them before noon. Otherwise, they'll be worn out and likely to say no.
This is why anon refuses to answer the phone before noon.
> Get my second wind after 8:00 p.m. for some reason. Then I stay up too late. Needless to say, I am not a morning person. Conversation pretty much consists of grunts.
Grunts and covfefe slurps define muh morning hours.
Anon gets his second wind when normie energy suckers are going to bed.
>the FED is imploding. This is the real invisible enemy…
High IQ post
POTUS has never seemed worried about fiat debt, and seems gleeful to inflate it.
Bust the Fed, and Fed notes are worth less than a roll of TP (that'll get you a donut and BJ).
>OK if we're getting actual zombies I can't guarantee my side of the "Do not fear" plan kek
Don't make me take your temperature with that common core thermometer.
>Someone tell me how to post in Red?
Wrap the scarf around your neck, and lean forward from the doorknob.
>Spouse anon, on the other hand, is in bed by 9:00 p.m. and up by 5:00 all chipper and cheery and yappy. Uggg! Blah!
>Spouse anon also wants to be around people a lot more than I do.
Send her off for a weekend with her tennis coach. She'll come back refreshed and with a whole new outlook on life.
>So is it just me or has MUH JOOS become MUH AUSTIN?
Anons were used to muh joos, and they weren't getting much traction.
Eventually the tards will learn to ignore muh austin.
>Yeah, he seems unconcerned about the ballooning federal expenditures.
Spending Fed bucks while you're trying to bust the Fed is win-win.
Making the Fed buy back trillions in debt while busting quadrillions in derivatives is beautiful.
When the Fed becomes a joke, toss them under the bus and go back to sound money.
Fellow oldfag identified.