Oh, the fun we used to have. . .
He's on the 2-year plan to save as many lives as possible in 15 days, obviously.
Sounds like a great excuse to shoot anyone seen walking around Yakima.
If shit just goes back to normal after this whole global virus hoax/deliberate destruction of life as we know it, then I'm filing for permanent disability due to PTSD brought on by this economic trauma just to fuck with them. I'm going to keep appealing and refiling for as long as it fucking takes to get it. I'm done working for those fuckers.
Robert De Niro (as SecState): "Mr. President, the death rate from this virus is about 1%. That means only 99% of the population will survive this attack on our way of life. We have to issue the SHELTER IN PLACE order now, dammit! We have to snuff out our way of life before the virus does."
Shitty movie, eh? Not plausible? Bad premise for a movie? Any thoughts for an ending? I'm still undecided. Asteroid or aliens?
Social distancing = one way to encourage the rest of you fuckers to get on facebook, instagram, and youtube just for social contact.
Thank you for destroying everything I worked for just so I wouldn't get the sniffles.
-Gramps