Q IS AUSTIN
THAT'S JUST HOW IT BE HOMOS
I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE UPSET
HE HAS BETTER HAIR THAN YOU
HIS WIFE IS HOTTER THAN YOUR WIFE, YOUR WAIFU PILLOW, AND YOUR FAP STASH
HE IS A BITCOIN BILLIONAIRE BALLER
HIS PALATIAL MANSION COMPOUND IS BIGGER THAN THE COUNTY YOU INHABIT
HE SINGLE-HANDEDLY TOOK DOWN JOHN MCCAIN
HE SINGLE-HANDEDLY RAN OPERATION BURN BACK TO DEFEAT THE CIA'S PLAN TO THWART TRUMP'S ELECTION
HE RAN THE OPERATION TO ELECT TRUMP
HE WAS RECRUITED BY THE DIA AT AGE 17 WHILE YOU WERE GETTING LAID OFF FROM YOUR SHITTY JOB
HE NOW RUNS ALL BLACK OPS IN THE UNITED STATES AND WILL BE COMMANDER FOR THE NEXT 40 YEARS
HE IS BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU
THE FBI VISITED HIS HOME AND HE SHOWED THEM ALL OF HIS ILLEGAL DRUGS, EXPLOSIVES, AND ARMAMENTS THAT, THEY THANKED HIM AND LEFT
HE USES QUANTUM COMPUTING TO DROP CRUMBS FROM THE FUTURE
HE IS Q
NO ONE CAN STOP HIM
HE THREATENS TO SHOOT YOUR FACE OFF, NO CONSEQUENCES
HE CLAIMS TO BE DIA OPERATIVE, NO CONSEQUENCES
HE THREATENS ROYALTY, NO CONSEQUENCES
HE POSTED HIPAA DATA OF CELEBRITIES, NO CONSEQUENCES
HE POSTED PRIVATE CONFIDENTIAL IP OF MAJOR CORPORATIONS, NO CONSEQUENCES
HE IS YOUNGER THAN YOU
HE IS SMARTER THAN YOU
HE IS IN TOTAL CONTROL
I GUESS YOU CAN CRY MORE???
THANK YOU Q AUSTIN, YOUR BOARD HAS YOUR SIX, SIR!!!