Anonymous ID: 4f628f March 25, 2020, 5:21 a.m. No.8558324   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8345

For anyone who doesn't know what to make of the stimulus…

This Explanation will clear it all up for you

A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop."

The bartender said, "There is no way you can do that. Sure, I'll bet you three hundred dollars."

The man then begins to undo his pants and begins pissing.

He starts pissing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the bartender, not making a single drop in the cup.

The bartender starts smiling and laughing and says, "That's it, you owe me three hundred dollars."

The man then gets up and walks over to the pool table and starts laughing and shaking hands with the men standing there.

He walks back to bar, sits down and starts laughing at the bartender and hands him the money.

The bartender asks, "Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet."

The man said, "I'm laughing because I bet those guys over there one thousand dollars that I could piss all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing when I was done."

Anonymous ID: 4f628f March 25, 2020, 5:52 a.m. No.8558451   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>8558332

It's tough to be here after so long.

Having read ahead in the class, seeing the newbies come in with questions they already know the answers to.

Yet, This is the Fight, and I will pour forth what little I can offer.

 

When congress proposes ever larger packages of money to redistribute, it is an affront and an insult to your Earning Power and your Savings Stability.

How long do you stress about asking for an overdue raise at work, weighing your wins and losses, practicing your points for the negotiations, knowing that your only true leverage is to quit and start over elsewhere…

By the time you get half of the half you asked for, it is worth half what it was, as well as anything you had saved.

If you need sauce, (>>8558324), I suggest referencing the burrito index, or plain old good sense.

No Smarter than I am…

A Dollar ain't worth a Dime

This is what our congress does to us for their masters. Only because We Allow It.