I’ve summarized Ellen’s walking monologue below.
“Here I am outside! Yep, outside of my house outdoors on the outside. Just like normal people like you are doing all the time now. Yep outside of my house with no restrictions to not be outside my house outdoors on the outside. In a bright yellow sweat suit walking down a road the wrong way, not paying attention to traffic and not wearing a face mask during an airborne pandemic.
Did you hear me say that I’m allowed outside of my house outdoors on the outside because I am allowed outside of my house outdoors on the outside.
Look at my wrists (pans phone briefly) and you will not see any ankle monitoring devices. None. Yep here in the outside.”
It’s pretty much James Woods doing a parody on a street in Montecito.
You scamp you.