Hello again Anonymous, My name is Bill Gates.
I am your future prime exhausted overlord of the New World Order. My dick is 30 yards long and it is being worked out 24/7/365 by my own breed of Cybernetic Clones. Did you know that your very own beloved president Trump is also one of my own Cybernetic Creations? Got you! You fell for the oldest book in the trick. Now that I have your attention, I must also confess that Q anon was also my very own Genius idea. That's right, the very bread you bake goes to helping me establish an unquestioned, unpredictable, non-disruptable grip on the entire world. Furthermore, you use my internet, on my computers, and you think that you are safe using Linux or Tor. HA Ha Hahaha, Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. You were so easy to dupe that it was just as fun to watch as it was to roll out.
Enjoy your tattoo chip, and be exceedingly glad that I didn't make you use your genitals to insert into your devices your identity.