If God would have told me "I'm going to send you to a Planet where Pedophiles will ravage you as a child, turn you against me, then you will grow up not quite part of the world but no longer innocent in God, then when you're about 60 all those psychopaths will hold the entire of humanity hostage but God's children will rebel, and in the end I will win."
If God would have told me that I would have said "I don't want to go." But… here I am. I sure hope the best is yet to come because so far being here has SUCKED.