>>8574779

>Houston area EBS just went off. Stay at home order.

Colorado woke up everyone with an EBS at 7am.

Great way to flood the sheep with stress hormones.

>>8574774

>test

5:5

Cereal is still good.

Milk is still good.

You're good to go, anon.

>>8574804

>Oh man, can't drive the NJ turnpike or parkway. Wut do?

Borrow neighbor's license plates.