>>8576766 (lb)
>I don’t think any of us are returning to work anytime soon
We work here, everyday, for free, in hopes to create a brighter future for all of humanity. It's a shit job, but someone had to do it…
>Something is off.
Not really.
7.8 off Russia. Energy continuing to dissipate through Earth's circuitry.
>BREAKING: Police chase in south Los Angeles | KTTV coverage
This is borderline hilarious. There's literally no one else on the road and the police haven't made a single move to try to stop this vehicle in what looked like the perfect opportunity to minimize harm to all parties
Dumb fuck. Your planet is a rock in fucking space. Space which happens to be at a differing, and constantly varying, electrical potential than our Earth.
You might want to fucking figure that out one day, considering your life fucking depends on it
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
>I dunno, but we better call for immediate back up, while we wait for a response from our superiors to send us further instructions. In the mean time, everyone is a suspect until we find out who killed this light.