Ellen is trying to be a wise guy / cutie pie
Let's see…
Condom factories closing down WW
Nothing to do but stay home and fuck (and most ppl just aren't into Japanese anime pussies)
Hospitals suspending abortion services due to muh corona
… yeah, midwives and obstetricians gonna be busy from Sept 2020 - March 2021
Women don't usually wait till they are 8+ months pregnant to start seeking prenatal care.
Have many kids? Thought not.
fun song to play on bass guitar