Can you send a check?
I've got a drop box.
Also you need to answer for us a few question regarding your organizations involvement in High Crime. See attached.
And then I'll ghost write real good for you;
You can have a release and everything.
Start the story out by giving a definition of "shit-posting"
(P.S. our shitposting is moar accurate than your crappy sold-out criminal news "shows," something like that)