Anonymous ID: a5468a March 28, 2020, 9:36 p.m. No.8607830   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>7874

>>8607545

 

April - Government issues "stay inside" orders to avoid the giant chicken.

 

Me: "why don't you just kill the giant chicken?"

 

Government: "We've never seen a giant chicken before, and none of our weapons are proven to kill a giant chicken. Just stay inside for a year, and in a year, we think we'll have a weapon against the giant chicken. We're going to give $1 Billion to one company to develop this weapon and the CEO of this company is a good friend of ours. We'll let them and only them sell that weapon for decades and decades and let them charge whatever they want. They'll charge much more than it costs to make, they'll have much money left over, and they'll spread that money all around to us and others, in order to get as much guaranteed money for them in the future and to have their competitors, older weapons, disadvantaged."