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>>8647736

>a massive comet five times the size of Jupiter and about half the size of the Sun,

April Fools, guise.

That's retarded stupid.

>>8647773

>How the fuck does this work?

Thank you for at least questioning

>>8647898

>NOT a joke

But it's definitely NOT 5 TIMES the size of Jupiter.

As I said, that's retarded stupid

.>>8648025

>A few miles wide…

That makes sense. It's really fucking tiny in space terms.

>with an atmosphere half the size of the sun.

Well, this might sound outrageous, but the Moon is technically in the Earth's atmosphere. And all the planets in our solar system are technically in the sun's "atmosphere".

Really, they still keep peddling false theories, like comets being made out of dirty snowballs. They act like these things are melting from heat, as they approach the sun. Not true. Comets are traveling through different electrical potentials. The further away from the sun the comet travels, the greater the electrical potential. The "atmosphere" of the comet is generated (so to say) by these electrical forces. As it approaches the inner regions of our solar system, it still carries much of the charge from the outer regions, which means it reacts Electromagnetically with everything along the way.

The "corona" of the comet is not that different from the corona of the sun. They are both electrical in nature. The charge of the comet doesn't immediately balance, but rather the electric fields generate magnetic fields which prevent all the energy from being released all at once. Particles near the surface of the object are the most excited, causing visible light to be emitted. The further out one gets, the dimmer the light. Although, because this is plasma, and due to the magnetic fields that are generated in the process, there is a "double layer" effect. Which actually is composed of many layers, that gradually weaken the further out one gets from the original source. So, the further out one gets, particles are no longer excited to the point where they emit visible light, but there is still the "atmosphere" which extends much further than what the naked eye could see, and is basically an invisible boundary of how far out the electrical potential of the comet can actually reach.

Hope that helps