Ok, so for anons keeping score at home, inbetween shills talking to themselves we have:

>Comet?

Unlikely, twoard end of Month, comets have showered us before no problems.

>China attacks, picking random people off with sattalites

Also unlikely, Chinkland would be a really, really big piece of obsidian in less than 15 minutes and they know it.

>Whole thing is shit, over by Easter-ish cause muh quinine, and pedo roundups.

This looks most likely, lots of people cured/easy cure will kill off media blitz in less than two weeks.

Pass the TP anons, did I misss anything?