Don’t do it!
Kek..that first one..ever been to a 99 Ranch store?
I was in a small town Ace hardware a few months ago to buy something, to support the locals. I started talking to the manager. He was telling me how his wife had an obsession w Amazon. I stepped back crossed my arms and just looked at him without saying a word. The irony was lost on him as he asked me if I wanted a bag of popcorn.
Our town is a joke. At least 3x a week we get other people’s mail and vice versa