>>8661393 (lb)

I think I see what you are getting at, so I had a bit of fun with this one. I think anons will appreciate it, and I hope you like it, too. Thought exercises like this are a creative and fun way to take a break from the digging, working, substitute teachering, house chores, yard work, liquor stocking ups, and wondering when the other damned shoe is going to drop. No, I am not taking any of this light-heartedly. Just trying to relate to anons that are probably in a tough spot, right now. Love you all.

Q: Hey, kid. Want to help save the world?

Typical Person: Yeah, what do I have to do?

Q: Well, I'm going to take you down a rabbit hole of knowledge that, if you talk about it bluntly, most people are probably going to think you are absolutely bat shit crazy for 3+ years, and you might even have to make some personal sacrifices that will require you to lose sleep over not only over strained relationships, but over all the horrors you will find out about the reality we all live in.

Typical Person: Um, OK, sure. Where do I sign up?

Q: And powerful people are going to attack you incessantly, day in, and day out, and cause you to self-doubt everything I'm telling you.

Typical Person: Yeah, I mean, middle/high school, so, who do you work for, again?

Q: The government. You'll also be diametrically opposed by all the world's media outlets, and those personal relationship strains I mentioned earlier are going to get to a boiling point; especially as it pertains to politics, religion, porn, sports, vaccinations, day to day living, and consumerism.

Typical Person: Yeah, well, I mean, most people are stupid... wait, did you say the government?

Q: I'll communicate with you using a series of timestamps coordinated between myself, and the President's personal twitter account which he'll use to incessantly misspell words, that the media will attack him for, to confirm the comms so that you know that I know that you know that I know that we're communicating.

Typical Person: Wait, did you say you were from the government? Also, I voted for Trump for the lulls. Isn't he a narcis...

Q: Just to make sure you know it's us, I'll take pictures of important places, like the Oval Office and inside AF1 using reflections and very closely mimicked old photos from magazine/newspaper covers.

Typical Person: Which part of government did you say?

Q: You'll find out the NSA were actually the good guys all along, and this plan started back when DJT teased a Presidential run with the Reform Party.

Typical Person: Dude, he pissed off the Reform Party big time. Wait, did you say NSA? Hold on, I...

Q: I'm also going to show you how the elite rape/eat children in sacrifice to Satan, and how they use that pyramid (Illuminati) as the central control structure to corrupt all governments in the world, world banking, and super secret deep underground military bases / slave breeding and experimentation grounds to extract their bodily fluids for drug use.

Typical Person: ...Um

Q: And I'll also demonstrate how none of this can come to a quick resolution to heal the world because the MSM won't ask who Q really is, or ask where all the missing children go every year.

Typical Person: Mister, I think I'm going to...

Q: And how Trump's uncle took on Tesla's discoveries and showed how they could possibly be implemented to free all society once and for all.

>>8662069

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Typical Person: Look, dude, I think I'm going to play some vidya, jerk it to porn, watch sportsball, drink a joint, smoke a 12 pack, and get back to watching Killer Titty Zombies from Outer Space.

Q: And you'll also need to be able to sustain an impenetrable calm about you during the wildest, most epic panic-inducing pandemic the world has ever seen, and while that's happening, you'll have to keep reassuring yourself we're literally rescuing children across the globe from the deep underground military bases I talked about earlier under the guise of deploying the US Navy and other Military units to bust drug runners.

Typical Person: Sir, you probably should seek some help.

Q: But keep in mind I'm going to have to keep communicating to you through cracker jack secret decoder comms while the economy comes crashing down to near extinction levels before everyone is sent home, jobless, broke, and not able to protect themselves because evil corporate entities have bought up all the medical supplies, and then a run on toilet paper causes store shelves to become empty, persistently, from Feb through April, I mean, mid April. Well, maybe late April.

Typical Person: Picks up phone "Hello, is this the local PD? Yes, I'd like to file an harassment complaint…"

Q: But don't worry, you'll eventually get to help heal the world when the REAL truth gets out. All the while, the entirety of the CIA-run MSM will continue to make everyone believe exactly the opposite of what you are telling them, RIGHT UP until the very end of everything.

Typical Person: "Yes, he says he's from the NSA… I dunno, it's kinda fucked up. He's talking about some really weird shit, officer."

Anons overhearing this conversation:

Hold up, mister NSA dude. Did you say DUMBs? I KNEW IT. Sign me up!!!

>>8662235

Oh my. I laughed at this too hard.

>>8662246

Taurus 38 +P 4inch revolver is easy to fire, economical, and never fails. Go to your local gun range (if they are still open), and see if they have one you can try.

>>8662294

YW, and TY. We have to be able to look back, look now, and look forward with reassurance. Hope it's helpful! It helped me just writing it out.

<3

>>8662302

Was meant to be uplifting for anons on an inside joke level :)

>>8662486

That's a mannequin, and the link clearly says that's a photo of a drill.