FUN FACT: SODOM AND GAMHOREA HAD MEATHEADS AND SALT
ROADKILL IS STILL TWITCHING
The reason Jews bury people who pass away as soon as possible is because of the following verse (Deuteronomy 21:23):
But you shall not leave his body on the pole overnight. Rather, you shall bury him on that [same] day, for a hanging [human corpse] is a blasphemy of God, and you shall not defile your land, which the Lord, your God, is giving you as an inheritance."
LET US MOURN OUR BACON
FOR IT HOMO JEW SPAMMED
AND BLESS US THIS SAMICH
WTIH GAYLORD BUTTJOOOSPORKS
THAT MAKES MY JEWHOLE BURN IN BIZARRE WAGE CUCK SLANG
HILTON ASHTRAYS ARE REAL
GHEYEST PONY SHOW #EVER
BROUGHT TEH HOBBITS TO TEH MARRIED