Define False Flag :

After the impeachment hoax took a turn for the worst and we realized we wouldn’t be able to extend it into the Coronavirus outbreak, we decided to off a legendary LA Naker names Kobe Bryant with ties to Jeff Steibel and Loop Capital.

But don’t worry, we’ll find a way to blame Trump for all the manufactured news stories in the time leading up to the first Coronavirus case in America. And shieeet; when that negro finds the cure, we gonna have a nigga drink fish tank cleaner so we can ban life saving medications for the virus. And trust me, it’s still Trump’s fault

Number of people I know who intentionally got themselves laid-off/fired by their employer so they can collect unemployment at 100% rate : 7

Number of people I know confirmed with Coronavirus : 0

I live in South New Jersey. For those that don’t know, that’s right in between Philly AND New York. Seems to me we have a bunch of Low Rent Louies chasing that monthly tugboat yet still casting judgement on our POTUS. When their checks hit they’re gonna be like “shiiiiet ma nigga I love dis Coronavirus”