Life at the speed of sound
>Some fucker made fun of my flip phone today.
>It didn't bother me at all.
I finally had to get rid of mine at the end of last year after about 15 years of trusty service. Well. Except for the radiation that was probably leaking from the battery and what-not. Either way, I hate myself for getting a smart phone. I don't even use it and it still gives me anxiety like a mother fucker. Either that, or I'm still experiencing effects from the radiation. I thought it was gonna give me mutant-powers, like in X-Men, but it's probably moar likely to give me cancer, like in real life. Screw you, Hollywood, and your stupid liar movies!
I did my best to shut off as much as I could the second I got the phone. Really miss the days where I wasn't required to have a phone on me at all times. Not to mention the relationship problems it caused for humanity. Clown world is really gay…