In California, they don't arrest thieves, burglars, or those who assault you, but you better damn well stay out of the ocean or they'll send 2 boats and a beachful of cops.

https://ktla.com/news/local-news/officials-paddleboarder-arrested-at-malibu-pier-for-flouting-state-stay-at-home-order/

https://twitter.com/AndyRuther/status/1245899199914414081

Check out the absolute bullshit fear porn from the news article…

Kim Prather, who works at the Scripps Institution of Oceanography, told the Los Angeles Times that the beach could be one of the most dangerous places in California amid the outbreak. She said she fears the virus is being washed into the ocean and transferred back into the air along the coast.

“I wouldn’t go in the water if you paid me $1 million right now,” she told the newspaper.