(sorry LARP as DS incoming, but. Anon is drunk and knows them too well)
emmmm good God damn!!! Could feed a dozen on them ribs alone. Whats the rest of her look like… I might get to two or three VIPs if I slow cook them shoulders…. (Fuck the head, that's for the Hoggs, I'm told Davie loves the jowells, and Davie gonna make some FINE Baccon one day, so give that piglet whatever it wants))
What about the hips? Does that Pork have any Butt??? Cranitus serves the masses, Butt the masses don't serve the accounts."
(pork loving, Anon needs to go to sleep, Wasn't sure I could go that dark, that quick, Don't Drink, Kids!!)