Woohoo!

Y'all be safer now.

Just go to https://www.coronavirus.gov

The virus has its own website.

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Thish new drinking game ishh kicking my butt.

Shot of ToKillya every time you shee, read, or hear Coronavirish or COVID-ninehicuppteen.

A little somethinnn to get you shtarted…

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You know it's all bullshit when it's plastered everywhere.

Road signs

Emails from all kinds of companies

TV ads

Got a robocall from my state senator

A lie repeated often enough . . .

One BIG LIE

Who is the father of lies, the great deceiver?