Dearest Luciferians,

That’s it, I’m done. I have officially reached the limits of my patience with you petulant morons who are convinced that Satan is your savior.

So, I’ve drummed up a wager…do it. No really, do it. Kill us all. Go ahead, I bet your all mighty glorious Lightbearer, your cock sucking, child diddling, mega-fag has almighty power to just end it. So, fucking do it already! If you do, I’ll gleefully—while dancing and smiling—prance my way to the guillotine!

No really, fucking end it! You’re so powerful, you’re so indestructible, you’re the fucking Terminator, right? Well then end it already! You know we’re not going to take your gay-ass Mark of the Beast, so you can just cram that shit right up your child molesting ass!

I triple-dog-ball-licking-dare you to end it! Kill us all in a fiery Armageddon! You know you want to, so just do it! Stop playing this long game bullshit and prove to me you’re all powerful! Go ahead, I’m waiting!

I mean, you whispered in Christ’s ear and dared him to leap off a cliff right, so I dare you to do the same! Take that leap you sackless fruitbasket! You know what I think? I think you don’t have the balls to do it! You commit the most insidious acts against humanity while the general public aren’t looking, well, all eyes are on you now faggot!

No more cloak and daggers douchebaggery, no more Disney cartoon slow trickle nipple tickling games…do it! Stop being such pussies, and declare war out in the open, and fucking step into the ring you gutless turd!

Oh, and could you do something about your image? Shit, your dumbass followers keep painting you as some retarded hybrid unicorn with tits…I don’t know whether you’re just a Castro Street Cowboy with your titties hanging out or if you’re a man-goat-pig…which the hell is it? Pick one!

Revelation 12:9 “So the great dragon was cast out, that serpent of old, called the Devil and Satan,…” LOL Yeah, and I bet he whimpered like a bitch on the way out!