HELLO I AM ONE OF THE MOLE CHILDREN!!!
Q SAVED ME AFTER HE SENT A GREEN HELICOPTER TO LAUNCH A DEW ATTACK ON A DUMB LOCATED UNDER THE PIZZAGATE
I MANAGED TO LIVE OFF OF GRUB WORMS AND LEFTOVER ADRENOCHROME BUT HAVE BEEN LOCKED IN A CAGE SINCE BIRTH AND AM BLIND, MUTE, DEAF, AND HAVE NO LIMBS, NOR A FACE, DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY INTERNAL ORGANS EITHER
BUT LUCKILY JEFF SESSIONS HAS PLACED ME ONTO A HOSPITAL SHIP WITH FOUR OTHER PEOPLE AND NOW THANKS TO EIGHT VENTILATORS I KNOW CAN SEE FOR THE FIRST TIME
IF THIS DOESN'T PROVE Q I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL GOD BLESS THE 8 REGIMENTS OF MARINES WHO RISKED THEIR LIVES CRAWLING THROUGH 17 MILES OF TUNNELS TO RESCUE ME
TRUST THE PLAN
MOLECHILDANON