his plan was to shrink down and live . . . within a basketball sized bubble world in the meantime, that looked just like a real basketball so much so that some kids found it and weren't practicing social distanceing so they decided to play a few rounds, taking shots, passing the ball around. And then someone said wait, not, really this is bad so stop it stop it stop it and this is really a fut-ball, a soccor ball, so stop it but the ball got clonked by a big bad boot (that Tom Hanks tried to scoff, but someone else got there first) and the ball went bounding out and into the great big bay, along side of which only really really really people get to live there there so close, dare not make a wake but . . .
there was a kyack on the shore
Ophelia took the cellar door
they took the boat to follow the larp
but angels play upon the harp
and if it is but not a lie
we hear the story that they did die
to catch a ball that went astray?
is that how the story will end today?
they died upon the stormy bay
where thousands live, but none who pay?
ah, yes, the news.
don't get too close to anyone else.
remember all the sex stuff that shills suggest you do isn't safe social distancing.