well that’s not a headline you see very often

Michigan AG ‘Regrets Not Totally Liquidating’ 401k to Invest in Sex Doll Manufacturer

Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel took to Twitter on Thursday to express regret over not “totally liquidating” her retirement fund to invest in a sex doll manufacturing company

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/04/03/michigan-ag-regrets-not-totally-liquidating-401k-to-invest-in-sex-doll-manufacturer/

Coronavirus: Corona Beer Deemed ‘Nonessential,’ Suspends Production

i suspect some beer drinkers would disagree. I’ve got two bottle in my fridge is anyone is desperate

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/04/03/coronavirus-corona-beer-deemed-nonessential-suspends-production/