…the Office of the Pontiff [has] been closed since 2011 — news that apparently escaped the vast majority of the Catholic population on Earth, including senior clerics — but now Pope Francis has admitted it, and signed the should-be-non-existent Pontifical Calendar without claiming to be the "Vicar of Christ". He signed it in his own name, plain old George.
The Queen will be up next. The two have lorded over the vast majority of grief in this world for far too long. Raising the veil; piercing the corporate veil.