Fucking HotWheels Scared He's Got Muh Corona & Is Going to Die, So He's Written a Will

Sauce - https://twitter.com/HW_BEAT_THAT/status/1247294913986744320?s=20

Archived at - http://archive.ph/RFSxe

We should start a hashtag - #PutMeInYourWillHotWheels, so when HotWheels dies as a fugitive from justice from muh Corona we can inherit his:

1. Pomeranian, which he selfishly abandoned when he went on the ru . . . ooops, I mean ROLL;

1. funds given to him by Soros, if he

has any left over after launching DDOS attacks on 8kun, paying for all his inflatable girlfriends, paying for his ugly mail order bride, or paying for all the junk food in which he apparently overindulges on a regular basis;

1. Q statue that was mysteriously given to him, via undetected delivery past the gated community barrier, by Q himself;

1. computers, so anons can smash them with hammers, bleach bit them, and destroy them like Hillary destroyed her devices after receiving a subpoena from Congress; and

1. social media accounts, so anons can log on and correct all the bullshit propaganda and defamatory things he posted.

He thinks he's got muh Corona because his temp. was 99?

No, fuckwad, you merely microwaved those 10 Hot Pockets you just ate for too long.

Fuck you, Fredrick Brennan. Anons, what do YOU GUYS want Freddy to leave you in his will?

>>8711409

Tippy top kek.

>>8710958 (lb)

Truck drivers do make the world go round, and I'm eternally grateful. But Grubhub drivers like me are out there, too, doing our best to help keep people happy. Even though the founder is apparently not a fan of POTUS, many of us drivers are. We care and love humanity, and it's wonderful to be fighting this great fight with Q and all y'all, while going my best at everything I do.

>>8711497

>>8711504

>>8711514

It's a pleasure to do food delivery guys, and many of us drivers were rightly ticked when Matt Maloney sent that stupid 2016 email to Grubhub employees after the greatest President in the history of the world won. I am an Independent Contractor, not an employee, but I have an excellent record with Grubhub and I love the work, for now. I was supremely disappointed to learn that the founder disliked President Trump.

But I'm old school, and level headed. I don't talk politics to anyone I meet in that job, but you can bet your bippy that I've done some good researching for Q on my down time.

And to be fair and impartial, Matt Maloney founded a company that I love. I can't run from this flexible job just because I disagree, politically, with Mr. Maloney.

So rest assured, anons, that we drivers are keeping our vehicles clean, practicing contact-free delivery tactics, using gand-san before and after deliveries, using bleach to clean our thermal carry bags, and not going to work if sick at all.

How awesome it will be to have The Plan revealed, so we can break down the barriers among and between us, once the evil is exposed.

I love you faggots.