My ass is quite intact. Thank-you.
>Where is the Storm?
You have been blessed with eyes, yet they do not see.
Oh, ye of little faith!
If you can do nothing else, pray for the ability to see.
You are surrounded by blessings and joyous happenings that are fulfilling prophecies of old, and yet you cower in fear.
Send forth nothing but love, thanks, and support for your fellow man and watch your world change in the blink of an eye!