You activate a shiva lingham by running water over it.
Watch the water.
"What's the price of oil now"-POTUS
"I don't know, I'll look it up for you"-reporter
"Okay, next question"-POTUS
KEK!!!
Savage!
"What's the price of oil now"-POTUS
"I don't know, I'll look it up for you"-reporter
"Okay, next question"-POTUS
KEK!!!
Savage!