We strongly recommend peolpe to stay at home.
We tell peolpe the recommendations - guidelines - are legally bindning.
We keep schools open though. 20-30 kids in one room is not a problem.
Intensive care for 80+ yo people? Nope. Forget that.
We’re placing police outside the hospitals though, so don’t even think about making a scene.
But the banks are important. We need those more than ever.
Where is all of this happening?
In Sweden.
Need sauce? Ask any Swede You can’t make this shit up.