Peter Beard has disappeared and nobody is talking about him. The noted photo who was once married to Cheryl Tiegs vanished without a trace on March 31. As of, today, April 9, he still hasn't been found. The official story is that he has dementia and just wandered off from his luxurious Montauk, Long Island, home and authorities could find where to despite an extensive search.

Guess that's possible.