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Anonymous ID: 95aa5e April 10, 2020, 11:30 a.m. No.8747988   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8064

We are LIVE!

Djt opens with jesus/Easter stuff

Invisible enemy

Some last night on OPEC call…

Mexico frens

Wall

OPEC agrees to 23% reduction

We will help Mexico and they will pay later

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Anonymous (ID: Wvg3Ci2X) 04/10/20(Fri)13:57:50 No.252864129▶

Aggressive strategy, saving TREMENDOUS lives

Heading for downward curve

100k was low end estimate, we will beat that

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Anonymous (ID: Wvg3Ci2X) 04/10/20(Fri)14:00:01 No.252864413▶>>252864797

DJT announces that Hillary has been arrested and Obama has been wounded attempting to resist capture. On life support

Schumer cried like baby and shit himself

Pelosi died of alcohol poisoning

Julian Assange pardoned

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Anonymous (ID: Wvg3Ci2X) 04/10/20(Fri)14:02:32 No.252864688▶

6 gorillion indicated

4 million children rescued

Podesta caught red handed using a kindergarten class as a distributed pocket pussy

Schiff arrested in drag

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Anonymous (ID: ewfUUzay) 04/10/20(Fri)14:03:26 No.252864797▶

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kek

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Anonymous (ID: Wvg3Ci2X) 04/10/20(Fri)14:05:03 No.252864986▶

Trump announces he is in fact Q

Punches Acosta in the face and decapitates him

Spikes head like football

Announces that covid is Chinese bio weapon

We are invading China as he speaks

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Anonymous (ID: Wvg3Ci2X) 04/10/20(Fri)14:07:04 No.252865224▶

North Korea launches counter attack

All NK troops pass out from malnutrition

Kim abdicated, kpop band installed as new leader of NK

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Anonymous (ID: Wvg3Ci2X) 04/10/20(Fri)14:08:19 No.252865403▶

All hail baby metal new glorious leader of NK, best Korea

Rob zombie installed as NK vice chairman

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Anonymous (ID: Wvg3Ci2X) 04/10/20(Fri)14:12:03 No.252865841▶

Biden, Bernie, Warren, and yang assemble as giant voltron and destroy NORAD

Trump nukes SF in response

Nukes destroyed in flight by "good vibes" and fentanyl

California succeeds

Homeless man known as stink rob installed as emperor of california

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Anonymous (ID: Wvg3Ci2X) 04/10/20(Fri)14:14:02 No.252866120▶

Brix takes the stage

Starts talking about her curves

Reporter(obviously 4channer) shouts tits or GTFO

Brix reveals tits, looks like two armadillos vomiting

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Anonymous (ID: Wvg3Ci2X) 04/10/20(Fri)14:15:33 No.252866318▶

Brix sheds out skin

Lizard person revealed

Q confirmed 5:5

Shoots lasers from eyes

Vaporizes front row of reporters

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Anonymous (ID: Wvg3Ci2X) 04/10/20(Fri)14:17:58 No.252866644▶

Dr fauci knocks birx out with American flag

Takes microphone

Starts fucking acosta's corpse

Talks about pulling out

Obviously cums in acosta's corpse

Writes prescription to himself

Shoots a vial of adrenachrome straight into his eyeball

Gives shoutout to wu tang clan

Says they are his real niggaz

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