This shit needs to happen, and soon.
We could use a little St. Jake of the Blues right now
Freshly hewn 6x6 posts, freshly sawn 2x4 boards, finely woven American hemp rope. Thirteen turns around, then up through the loop. Make room for eight to ten of them, simultaneously. No, wait, drop them all about a minutes apart. Let the motherfuckers sweat and scream until it's their turn. And broadcast it all in beautiful 4K Living Color to the nation, as an EAN alert video. I guarantee you, you'll get their fucking attention.
I'm gonna go out and mow the yard. I really hope to see breaking news when I get back. Thanks, frens.