>>8754451

Oh for the love of…please just fucking shoot me now. The mother fucking birds sing riddle is a quote from Rose Kennedy. After a storm.

When you ask a question that comes across as a universal rule of nature, or else a singing criminal, you can't expect anons to consider some unproven and likely false personal anecdote. Fuck sake, Q, you could have at least phrased it as "Who told us when the birds sing". This one really irks me.

Of course it makes perfect sense. If the implication of "singing" is tied to people confessing. However, at this point I'm no longer willing merely to accept that.

What a brain fuck.

>>8754572

Fortunately we don't have janitors. No one has the keys to do that so they can't be comp'd like half/pol.

Unfortunately, it leaves us open to attacks by stupid adolescents who think it's funny, and there's no way they'll get caught and do 20 in a Federal Pen starting at 16. While the odds are low, it is certainly not worth risking 20 years and being a forever felon and forever in the national sex offender registry. That's why youth is wasted on the young.

>>8754619

Fungus is quite insane anon.

>>8754649

>>8754658

>I will route you out no matter how capitulated you become.

Hormone imbalances biting again Fungus?

>>8754674

It was Thomas, you blithering idiot. It's the origin story of the doubting Thomas, FFS.

How the fuck can you post a 1/11 odds guess with such confidence and arrogance?

Dipshit

>>8754684

Jaco and Pat Metheny

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