Remedial Education Class is Currently in Session
The lesson plan begins in your local grocery store
Any empty sections of shelves are temporary and will be restocked as appropriate
Other products have strict purchase limits for fair distribution
How Dare you request toilet paper - if you needed toilet paper it would be on the shelves
Maintain social distancing and not converse with the other shoppers, they have duties to perform and should not be interrupted with unhealthy conversation
You must follow the rules for standing in the checkout lines
The State shall provide your children the finest education and meal options
The State has reviewed the educational curriculum in the best interest of the children
Everybody should contribute to society, your job is essential
Your tax payments to the State are essential and a privilege to pay (see above);
The State appreciates your payment of sales taxes, income taxes, property taxes, vice taxes, gas taxes, utility fees and especially school taxes so the State may continue providing full uninterrupted service
The State may deem your job non-essential for the health of the community
You may attend religious services but the State may discourage worship for your health
The State is best at administering healthcare, we are just waiting on the medical supplies we did not order
If travel is essential for your essential work the State will issue the essential paperwork for travel
The State works to ensure your guaranteed federal and state constitutional rights are protected and respected at all times
Any restrictions or suspension of your liberties by the State are only temporary and should only last until the next extension of the temporary restrictions (see above)
During emergencies, the State may appropriate additional funds to provide relief to citizens; be patient once all the forms are processed the check is in the mail
The State assures you we have consulted with our experts, the designated voting system is safe, secure, and devoid of any fraud or discrimination based on citizenship
The Media shall provide vetted facts and any instructions you may require on a daily basis; remember the media knows best and promotes the appropriate political and social agendas
Again, you may attend religious services but the government discourages it for your health
Finally,
Welcome to life under a socialist-globalist regime and remember the State always places your liberties and well-being first
Our virtual reality tour of Soviet Socialist States and similar governments shall conclude shortly
We hope you and family are now awoke
President Trump is Winning
and We The People shall Win
God Bless