In ancient times someone posted to their chan:

"there's this pyramid. It's in a remote place, no one lives there. There aren't even any plants growing near it, it's such a dessert. It seems suspicious. Maybe someone should keep an eye on it"

and that's how stuff gets started, so be careful what you ask for.

So he's got a Rambo knife? Or is it a real Sears-Poncho knife?