I am a man of many stories, and many stories have I heard.
This one time at band camp, I heard a story of what happened to a pedophile in prison. Guards opened his gate after curfew and a train of thugs barged in and turn by turn raped his asshole until it was turned into pulverized cabbage. He survived.
The next day somehow his butthole was stitched back together and guess what happened? After curfew, the guards opened his gate, and a band of thugs, turn by turn, turned his anoos into pulverized cabbage. He did not survive that time.
If only you knew how bad things are going to get for sickos like him. GITMO? Bitch please.