Hi,

We're planning on initiating a virus pandemic in early 2020 and we're planning on starting it in your country.

"What?"

Don't worry, it'll be quite fake. We have all the assets in place already in governments in media and Hollywood, so we'll be able to manage its spread worldwide.

You see, we are going to need to tank the global economy for just a little while before November.

"What?!!" 😳

Don't worry! Everyone's going to get it but you'll be the first to recover, so you'll be in an excellent position after that.

"Won't my population get infected and die too?"

Nooo.! It's kind fake. You start testing people with our special test and you can simply turn up or turn down the positive results like a dimmer switch. Once the global economy goes down, we'll let you know and you can then magically turn down the amount of positive results you get until you "recover" Simple

"Aren't people going to have to die too?"

Well, yes, but I'm sure you'll be able to "fix" that right?

"Yes, we know how to do that"

Agreed then. Do you have any preferences where you want the epidemic to start?

"Wuhan City please"

Why there?

"You don't need to know"