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(anyway that's what I was think after reading these.)

some funny not-real AG Barr twats

In Case You Missed Today's COVID-19 Press Conference, Here's a Summary

Fauci: I didn't mean nothing I said on CNN

Trump: Hey Fake News, watch these clips of you telling everyone there's nothing to worry about & I was overreacting back in Feb

Reporter: But

Trump: Shut up bitch

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Dear Diary,

Today Trump made us watch a video of ourselves being nonchalant about the Wuhan Virus back in Feb which is the same time we're accusing him of being lackadaisical about COVID-19. But lucky for me, my pals back at CNN cutaway before too much damage could be done.

Jim

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President Trump: "If Joe Biden wants a Coronavirus Briefing, I'll get him a briefing but I don't know what he'd do with it"

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(FakeNews) "Why are there no consequences to China?"

(Q+) "How do you know there's no consequences?"

(FakeNews) "Well, are there any consequences to China?"

(Q+)"You'd probably be the last person on Earth I'd tell."

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FAKE NEWS REPORTER: "What authority do you have to reopen the country"?

PRESIDENT TRUMP: "I have the ultimate authority".

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