The Irish Government have introduced a new measure demanding that people keep a minimum 6 foot distance from themselves.
Pint sized Garda Commissioner Drew Harris warned that anyone not having (and maintaining) an out of body experience of at least 6 feet will be arrested.The news comes shortly after it was revealed that all of those who perished on the Titanic/Olympic were - in fact - some of the earliest victims of the Covid-19 scourge.
As are all deaths that will occur in the future - even if other factors may appear to be directly responsible.
Well well well - what have we here then?